It is the typical tale you often hear. The princess is somehow more beautiful then fine jewelry despite being a human. Must be the expensive outfit. She is in the royal garden singing about flowers while sipping royal brandy with her animal friends. Princessing. The usual stuff, when a shadow looms and a dragon lifts her up. He takes a moment for the king to react and shout "Unhand my daughter foul beast?" to which the dragon replies "Foul? You honestly wear purple with yellow and you call me foul? Why good sir I believe you know who I am and of the smoking mountain that I call home. If you want it back, bring a ransom."
"Never!" the king grumbles. "I will inquire which of my knights are brave enough to vanquish you and..."
"Yah yah, very intimidating. But please save thy boring speeches for when its time for politics. I have so little time." And with that, he flies off.
The king: "Good sirs my daughter and only hair to the thrown has been kidnapped by a fire breathing monster. It is the great dragon Eca'Zu. Who lives in the ruins of a castle on top of a great smoky mountain. I need someone to bring her back."
And so the knights went to the great smoky mountain, where they soon come to a sudden stop where the path ahead ends at a 90 degree ledge, 40 feet above which the gate to the castle and no way up.
A knight shouts "Dragon, come forth."
The dragon looks down from the castle wall. "Hmmm. Have you came with the ransom?"
A knight: "Nay, but free your prisoner or we will slay you."
Dragon: "Really, a band of peasants have come to fight me? That's all your king is willing to send? Now seriously look here my demand is nice and simple, about 3 wagons of gold and some fine campaign, not much to ask.... Wait, you aren't joking are you?"
A knight: "Peasants? Why I am the son of his lordship sir...."
Dragon: "Yah yah yah, cute, very cute. I see you have swords. If they are for me to pick you out of my teeth with I'm insulted. I mean look at you, when is the last time you bathed." The dragon says flying down and picking a sword from one of their hands and snapping it like a toothpick. Alarmed the knights form a shield wall. "Uh hu, is that mean to be some kind of form of defense?" he says brushing them aside with his tail.
As they get up he picks one up. "And that plate armor." he says using his claw to snap the buckle off and remove a chestplate before setting the knight down and patting him on the head. "Not very practical." he then melts the chestplate with his fire, letting it flow as a puddle as the now chestplateless knight stares.
The dragon then flies back up, the knights are unable to climb the steep slope. "Now, go back to your villages little peasants, and bring me the gold and chaimpien. Think you can do that?"
As the knights stand their humiliated by this dragon who can roast them without even breathing fire on them, deciding to make camp as they try to plan a way up, sending a squire to tell the king that the siege is not going well, the dragon goes to a banqueting table where the princess is kept on a decortive booster set in a dragon sized chair, since a human cannot climb down from the castle she wears no chains, and resides in no cadge, and is actually served some wild herb tea and roasted venison.
Princess: "Out of curiousity, you would not really hurt me if they do not meet your demands will you?"
Dragon: "Nah, I wouldn't. But don't tell them. I have no quelm of not not releasing you though?"
Princess: "Why are you doing this oh mighty dragon?"
Dragon: *Sigh* "This castle was not always so run down, empty, and abandon you see, for it is the place of a once wealthy family." He looks to a portit depicting a wealthy dragon couple holding a young dragonet that was him during his youth. "But before your time, someone stole what was rightfully mine to inherit. The others left and now here sits i, remaining, holding on to my desire to put it all back."
I thought of it, and I am not entirely sure how I can create a dinosauristic backstory that leads to Chomper being the T.rex Prince Charles Edward Stuart. Especially considering the reason the Stuarts where evicted from the monarchy would probably not well match up wikia standards.
???? as Ptero (I thought Ptero's voice was just like the minion's voice from despicable me for a while until I read The Sharp Beak Prince page)
???? as Agatha (Even though I think Agatha's voice would sound like Dil's, I do not know which voice actor to choose)
???? as Sydo
???? as Dayo
Elizabeth Daily as Derrick
???? as Ducky's aunt
???? as Ducky's father
Rob Paulsen as Don (with Stut's voice. If he appears in later films then Pete Sepenuk (with Saro's voice))
Jack Black as Liam
Sandra Oh as Louise (with Doofah's voice. I know this voice may annoy you but I don't think Louise sounds like Cera because I'm pretty sure Cera is the Dino equivalent of fat kid and Louise is probably skinny)
Jeff Bennett as Aang (with Mutt's voice)
Idina Menzel (with Elsa's voice from Frozen)
Rob Paulsen as Rabauke (His voice is like Mr. Clubtail from XI-XII)
Nika Futterman as Phygma (with a voice like Ali's. Should have been voiced by Juliana Hansen though)
At the rate things are going in Life Of A Sharptooth we are looking at a epic war between flatteeth and sharpteeth. If the sharpteeth "win", which no sharptooth in their right mind would really consider wiping out their own food source to keep it from killing them first winning, they starve to death, however, if the flatteeth win, then they will be like :D Horaaay! Now their is nothing to balance out our plant consumption! XD" and then they starve. So whoever wins gets to die more slowly and painfully. YaaaaaY.
This said the bad ending to this tale could cut to a bunch of stupid humans in linen holding shovels and covered in dirt coming up with theories as to what wiped out the dinosaurs.
But on the other talon, what would your idea be for a good ending?
Long have the fast biters dreamed of getting started on their over due plans. First, they must rescue the longnecks. And now with the help of some new plans, they will finally get started on the fanged flattooth base they found last year.
Littlefoot, impatient to save his father, and knowing that he has finally gotten floatable armor, and knowing it is also night and that Mo and his crew are distracting the Fanged Flatteeth and also keeping away any Swimming Sharpteeth that could attack him (at least Littlefoot hopes they're kept away) floats across the water by laying on his back. Several Fast Biters ride on his body as a boat.
(I think he would be old by now though animals tend to age differently. Longnecks don't seem to though perhaps due to size.)
The group head to the butcher shop, ahead are 2 guards, since they aren't dumb enough for them to all be distracted. 2 fast biters dart them with blowpipes and they are brought by some to a longboat to a ship to be used as fast biter food latter.
They then sneak inside the building, here Littlefoot does not take long to spot him in a cadge.
Meanwhile Understanding just keeps awkwardly starring at the island with his spyglass. He isn't entirely clear on if that was only some of the hostages rescued or all of them. He's not too worried as his friends are pretty use to him just staying out for days and weeks and months waiting for the right time to make a move.